It should have been FORTRAN

You are 'programming in QBASIC'. This programming language (of which the acronym stands for 'Quick Beginners' All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code'), which is so primitive that it cannot easily be used for any purpose involving the Internet nor even sound, was current more than a decade ago.

You are independent, in a good way. When something which you need cannot be found, you make it yourself. In writing and in talking with people, you value clarity and precision; your friends may not realize how important that is. When necessary, you are prepared to be a mediator in conflicts between your friends. You are very rational, and you think of things in terms of logic and common sense. Unfortunately, your emotionally unstable friends may be put off by your devotion to logic; they may even accuse you of pedantry and insensitivity. Your problem is that programming in QBASIC has been obsolete for a long time.

What obsolete skill are you?
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So close yet so wrong

( I am The Sonnet )

They were doing okay until they got to the babies. Though they would have been wrong about the female friends bit if I hadn't met some cool women through yaoi groups here on LJ.

I should probably note that you have to sign up with OkCupid to do this thing, I was irked enough when I got to the end that I actually went and got a hotmail account just to get my result. I do wonder if the fact that my "use for this sort of thing" address at irantthereforeiam.com was already in use means I signed up and forgot or that some spammer used it....