That "Pick 12" fandom meme thing again
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tephraPick twelve characters (any twelve characters)
01 Temari (Naruto)
02 Renji (Bleach)
03 Kyouya (Ouran Host Club)
04 Jin (Samurai Champloo)
05 Angelica (Coyote Ragtime Show)
06 Edward (Fullmetal Alchemmist)
07 Soubi (Loveless)
08 Kakashi (Naruto)
09 Hitsugaya (Bleach)
10 Yuujuiro (Princess Princess)
11 Hikaru & Kaoru (Ouran Host Club)
12 Kurogane (Tsubasa Chronicle)
Yes, I'm cheating on 11 but I can't separate the two of them.
I should warn for minor spoilers I think, if you don't know what The Gate is in Fullmetal Alchemist, you might want to skip this.
Now answer these questions:
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Edward/Hikaru&Kaoru fic...
No, and yes. I have no idea how you'd get them together (since they are in different worlds AND times) but it would be hot.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yes, Jin is hot, and to paraphrase an icon "asdafklwne, seriously."
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I'd wonder how Kurogane got Kakashi to use sexy no jutsu... and I can't see Kakashi staying all sexy no jutsu to carry a kid to term if he didn't have to, and I can't see him not just getting an abortion if that's the case. Pregnant and being The Copy Ninja don't really go together.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
No. :( I want some Hitsugaya fic though.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
"Good" as in "sexy as all hell," yes. "Good" as in "capable of a stable, committed relationship," well.... Technically Renji is dead.... Though if the Gate spits Edward out into Soul Society that could work.... But Ed isn't the sort to settle down until he gets Al back to normal so that doesn't work well.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
*Bwahahahaha* Hitsugaya has a habit of ended up with tall busty women I think. And Yuujiro does like big boobs.... Angelica/Yuujiro I think, the personalities would work better.
I should note, only two episodes of Coyote Ragtime Show have been fansubbed (it's a new this season anime) so I'm running on first impressions of Angelica.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Renji would blush as red as his hair.
Kurogane would get pissed off.
Soubi would run the risk of being sliced to ribbons by the both of them.
Soubi himself probably wouldn't care what he walked in on.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
While performing his Princess duties cheering on the baseball team at the championships (held at Ouran), Yuujiro encounters the Host Club and is given an offer he can't refuse. (Kyouya/Yuujiro)
Bad summary, but at least it is possible to crossover Princess Princess with Ouran Host Club with little effort.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Wow, actually the same series for a change! I don't think either Kakashi or Temari do fluff, but damn that would be one hot pairing.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
O.o Soubi/Kurogane... that is so backward
"Colors in the Sky" because the first thing that popped into my head was that DDR song "Butterfly" with the searching for a samurai thing. The triteness hurts.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Jin deflowering Temari.... Undercover missions in a brothel, both of them looking for different information and mistaking the other for the person they needed to get information from. Though I'm not sure how I'd get the actual deflowering thing to work since I'm sure if Temari weren't inclined to be deflowered on the mission there would be bloodshed.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Okay, does there exist anything OTHER than slash with Soubi?
My flist is pretty slim on people that read fanfic so I doubt it. Most of them aren't even reading this because they aren't into the fandoms.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
The artists on my flist aren't in the same set as the Ouran fans, so doubtful on the Twin art. And the one writer that I know is a fan of Ouran doesn't do fanfic.
14. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Yuujiro is more a growler than a screamer, "harder!" seems in character too, if he's bottoming.
15. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Oh good grief. I'm not much for song fic and suck at picking songs relevant to the characters. And why couldn't this be about Soubi? HE I have a song for; Kakashi though....
"Hands Clean" by Alanis Morrisette for a Kakashi/Sasuke fic perhaps, even if that is really cliche. :P
16. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Violence, blood, mis-use of ninjutsu and alchemy, toys, severe WTF*
* Since anything to get Temari/Edward/Kurogane together would be WTF inducing.
17. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
*dies* Oh god, not a good pick up line but... Renji would definitely think Yuujiro is a girl and use something cheesy on him as a result.
18. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I haven't read any Coyote (and hence, Angelica) fic since the anime has only been out for a few weeks in Japan.
19. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Edward very secretly likes older women that mother him.
20. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
I think Hikaru and Kaoru would shag anything that caught their interest but it wouldn't mean anything to them unless it was Haruhi. That said, Hitsugaya might have to be drunk.
21. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Kyouya, even if he is younger and shorter than Soubi. Unless, of course, Kyouya doesn't want to top. Kyouya gets what he wants.
And damn that's a pretty image there.
22. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Temari and Hitsugaya are in a happy relationship until Hitsugaya suddenly runs off with Jin. Temari, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Hikaru & Kaoru and a brief unhappy affair with Kurogane, then follows the wise advice of Angelica and finds true love with Kyouya."
"Blood Like Ink"
Again the problem of not having many fans on my flist, but I might get![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
toshirodragon to read it for sheer WTF.
I can't think of anyone that would write it because I can't think of a way to cross Naruto with Bleach, Samurai Champloo, Ouran Host Club, Tsubasa Chronicle, AND Coyote Ragtime Show.
01 Temari (Naruto)
02 Renji (Bleach)
03 Kyouya (Ouran Host Club)
04 Jin (Samurai Champloo)
05 Angelica (Coyote Ragtime Show)
06 Edward (Fullmetal Alchemmist)
07 Soubi (Loveless)
08 Kakashi (Naruto)
09 Hitsugaya (Bleach)
10 Yuujuiro (Princess Princess)
11 Hikaru & Kaoru (Ouran Host Club)
12 Kurogane (Tsubasa Chronicle)
Yes, I'm cheating on 11 but I can't separate the two of them.
I should warn for minor spoilers I think, if you don't know what The Gate is in Fullmetal Alchemist, you might want to skip this.
Now answer these questions:
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Edward/Hikaru&Kaoru fic...
No, and yes. I have no idea how you'd get them together (since they are in different worlds AND times) but it would be hot.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yes, Jin is hot, and to paraphrase an icon "asdafklwne, seriously."
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I'd wonder how Kurogane got Kakashi to use sexy no jutsu... and I can't see Kakashi staying all sexy no jutsu to carry a kid to term if he didn't have to, and I can't see him not just getting an abortion if that's the case. Pregnant and being The Copy Ninja don't really go together.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
No. :( I want some Hitsugaya fic though.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
"Good" as in "sexy as all hell," yes. "Good" as in "capable of a stable, committed relationship," well.... Technically Renji is dead.... Though if the Gate spits Edward out into Soul Society that could work.... But Ed isn't the sort to settle down until he gets Al back to normal so that doesn't work well.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
*Bwahahahaha* Hitsugaya has a habit of ended up with tall busty women I think. And Yuujiro does like big boobs.... Angelica/Yuujiro I think, the personalities would work better.
I should note, only two episodes of Coyote Ragtime Show have been fansubbed (it's a new this season anime) so I'm running on first impressions of Angelica.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Renji would blush as red as his hair.
Kurogane would get pissed off.
Soubi would run the risk of being sliced to ribbons by the both of them.
Soubi himself probably wouldn't care what he walked in on.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
While performing his Princess duties cheering on the baseball team at the championships (held at Ouran), Yuujiro encounters the Host Club and is given an offer he can't refuse. (Kyouya/Yuujiro)
Bad summary, but at least it is possible to crossover Princess Princess with Ouran Host Club with little effort.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Wow, actually the same series for a change! I don't think either Kakashi or Temari do fluff, but damn that would be one hot pairing.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
O.o Soubi/Kurogane... that is so backward
"Colors in the Sky" because the first thing that popped into my head was that DDR song "Butterfly" with the searching for a samurai thing. The triteness hurts.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Jin deflowering Temari.... Undercover missions in a brothel, both of them looking for different information and mistaking the other for the person they needed to get information from. Though I'm not sure how I'd get the actual deflowering thing to work since I'm sure if Temari weren't inclined to be deflowered on the mission there would be bloodshed.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Okay, does there exist anything OTHER than slash with Soubi?
My flist is pretty slim on people that read fanfic so I doubt it. Most of them aren't even reading this because they aren't into the fandoms.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
The artists on my flist aren't in the same set as the Ouran fans, so doubtful on the Twin art. And the one writer that I know is a fan of Ouran doesn't do fanfic.
14. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Yuujiro is more a growler than a screamer, "harder!" seems in character too, if he's bottoming.
15. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Oh good grief. I'm not much for song fic and suck at picking songs relevant to the characters. And why couldn't this be about Soubi? HE I have a song for; Kakashi though....
"Hands Clean" by Alanis Morrisette for a Kakashi/Sasuke fic perhaps, even if that is really cliche. :P
16. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Violence, blood, mis-use of ninjutsu and alchemy, toys, severe WTF*
* Since anything to get Temari/Edward/Kurogane together would be WTF inducing.
17. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
*dies* Oh god, not a good pick up line but... Renji would definitely think Yuujiro is a girl and use something cheesy on him as a result.
18. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I haven't read any Coyote (and hence, Angelica) fic since the anime has only been out for a few weeks in Japan.
19. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Edward very secretly likes older women that mother him.
20. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
I think Hikaru and Kaoru would shag anything that caught their interest but it wouldn't mean anything to them unless it was Haruhi. That said, Hitsugaya might have to be drunk.
21. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Kyouya, even if he is younger and shorter than Soubi. Unless, of course, Kyouya doesn't want to top. Kyouya gets what he wants.
And damn that's a pretty image there.
22. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Temari and Hitsugaya are in a happy relationship until Hitsugaya suddenly runs off with Jin. Temari, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Hikaru & Kaoru and a brief unhappy affair with Kurogane, then follows the wise advice of Angelica and finds true love with Kyouya."
"Blood Like Ink"
Again the problem of not having many fans on my flist, but I might get
toshirodragon to read it for sheer WTF.I can't think of anyone that would write it because I can't think of a way to cross Naruto with Bleach, Samurai Champloo, Ouran Host Club, Tsubasa Chronicle, AND Coyote Ragtime Show.
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Date: 2006-07-23 02:57 pm (UTC)bwahahahahahah the image of Kakashi preggers was precious indeed. Of course, I'm thinking his WORST problem would be avoiding Fai, if Fai found out it was Kuro-honey who knocked him up!
No imagine explaining all this to Naruto!
So Amusing I'd figure I'd try it.
Date: 2006-07-24 12:24 am (UTC)Because it seemed amusing. I hope you don't mind.
That "Pick 12" fandom meme thing again
Pick twelve characters (any twelve characters)
01 Sledge Hammer (Sledge Hammer)
02 Daniel Jackson (SG-1)
03 Captain Trunk (Sledge Hammer)
04 Frank Drebbin (Police Squad (in color))
05 Count D (Petshop of Horror)
06 Prisoner KSC2-303 (Versus)
07 Howl (Howl's moving castle)
08 Nordberg (Police Squad (in color))
09 Mousse (Ranma 1/2)
10 Samantha (Bewitched)
11 Jeanie (I dream of Jeanie)
12 Sgt. Shultz (Hogan's Heros)
Now answer these questions:
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No I have not, and Prisoner KSC2-303 would never get along with Sam. Ewww.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
No, he's old, He's got the detective mystique though.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I wonder how that would be possible for a german POW guard to even think of getting an american police detective preggers. That's a scarrey thought. Even with the whole Junior movie thing.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
not really. Don't read them.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Good is a relative term. but as far as being a couple, I can honestly say not at all.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
I can honestly say that I think Count D and Sam would be a cute couple, but in no way would D and Mousse be a good couple.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
The phrase "AHHH MY EYES THEY BURN" comes to mind.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Captain trunk has just met the most beautiful woman. Too bad for his blood pressure she's a witch.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Hammer does not do fluff.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
The drama queen and the souldier.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Heavy artilery.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
My flist is pretty slim on people that read fanfic so I doubt it. Most of them aren't even reading this because they aren't into the fandoms.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nope, they all do more macabre stuff.
14. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I wouldn't hazard to guess.
15. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
The rainbow connection. It just seems to fit Nordberg, that slightly off detective.
16. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Violence for one. Probably lots of blood and a large man crying.
17. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Come around here often? (at the morgue)
18. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A month or so.
19. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
With what he does do, I'm scared to even contemplate it.
20. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
If her master wished it, sure, but she's trying to shagg Major Nelson.
21. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Captain Trunk, definately. But that is one of the scariest images I've ever had.
22. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
One word for that Frightening. And I'd fear the sanity of anyone whom would attempt it.