*giggles to death*

[tephra]

Via metaquotes I found mistful and her interesting phone conversations of the week.

I give you the portion quoted at Metaquotes:

MUM: Hi, darling, when will you be home?
MAYA: In a bit. It's not my turn to make dinner, is it?
MUM: No, I've just been reading your new story. I went on your laptop and read all the bits.
MAYA: Mum, you know I said touching Theophania was WRONG!
BUS PASSENGERS: ...!
MUM: Right, yeah, whatever. I like your sex scene! I have a few suggestions, however. Since I myself have personally...
MAYA: I am saying this for the last time. Stay away from my internet porn!
BUS PASSENGERS: !!!
MAYA: Don't judge me. I lead a very stressful life.

Now go read the others, the last is the best in my opinion.