Stupid Eyeglass Tricks

Got Transitions lens?

Make yourself a stencil that will block sunlight and fits on the lens of your glasses.

Set the glasses, with the stencil positioned over the lenses, on a bright sunny windowsill and go take a shower or nap.*

Enjoy and interestingly shaded world until your lenses equalize their tint again.

*Alternately, set your glasses in a interestingly shaded portion of the windowsill without a stencil.

I don't care what the company says...

Splenda^® has an aftertaste. :P

Disclaimer: I'm one of those oddballs that can taste phenylthiocarbamide as well as being a supertaster. Yes, I do happen to be picky about foods with capsaicin, quinine, and salt.