(no subject)

Uncorrupted You are 84% pure

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 95% on purity

Link: The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test written by ocicat on Ok Cupid

*raises eyebrow*

The easy way to get a high purity score on this test? Don't mix drugs and alcohol with sex, don't get yourself caught on film, don't do it in public, and avoid beasts and relatives.

(no subject)

I need some slim little woman to find herself a perch and a photographer and strike a "lick my boots" pose, seated with crossed legs. Then send me the photo for use as a reference.

I lieu of that, if anyone stumbles across a photo of a similar pose, please send it.

*listens to the music* Ah, my muse's current theme song.