tephra | (no subject)

Possible Survivor
You scored 90% health, 74% psychology, 42% survival, and 78% organization.

Physically, you're completely capable of survival, but your lack the skills necessary to combat the zombie menace put you at a severe disadvantage. Your chances of survival will increase greatly if you put your formidable social skills to work, and get some bodyguards.

Estimated Survival Time: six months

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on health
You scored higher than 99% on psychology
You scored higher than 99% on survival
You scored higher than 99% on organization

Link: The Comprehensive Zombie Survival Test written by marbledog on Ok Cupid

I really should have

hafoc teach me how to shoot.

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I don't understand how I rated in the bottom 1%.

I'm not THAT pathetic.

Am I?

*bursts into tears*

I figure I rated as well as I did because there weren't that many 30 year old women taking the quiz.

Or if there were they have never been camping and aren't comfortable with guns.

Or they just aren't as self confident in their ability to beat the snot out of things. :)

that's ok, you can hang out with me when the zombies come. apparently all those years working at girl scout camp are going to pay off, lol.

did i mention that i'm a zombie MASTER??????? lol.

i'm as surprised as you are.
maybe i should change my name to sarah conner.