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Apparently there is a kickstarter for a new steampunk RPG called Tephra. I found this out due to some freelance reporter not bothering to check that the account they were linking in their tweet actually belonged to the RPG.

I've been using the name Tephra online since.... hmm, I think 1996. It might have been '95 but I'm quite sure it was before '97.

Anyway, reading about the RPG is surreal since they just call it Tephra in their ad copy.

My standing in the Google search results for "tephra" have been falling for about a decade since I stopped doing my Paint Shop Pro tutorials and such. Maybe this will push me off the first page, that might be fun for change. XD
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... as directed by Google Maps.

Whoever wrote step 23 deserves a cookie.
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Found via [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes:

[livejournal.com profile] kalischild encounters Napoleon Dorkemite in a club.
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An incredibly not work safe birthday cake.
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Between this toy (brought to my attention by [livejournal.com profile] morganalilith) and this song I'm in a snarky political mood.

The toy gives me sadistic pleasure.

The most relevant portion of my current music (lack of capitalization due to source):

cuz take away our playstations
and we are a third world nation
under the thumb of some blue blood royal son
who stole the oval office and that phony election
i mean
it don't take a weatherman
to look around and see the weather
jeb said he'd deliver florida, folks
and boy did he ever

and we hold these truths to be self evident:
#1 george w. bush is not president
#2 america is not a true democracy
#3 the media is not fooling me
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Via [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes I found [livejournal.com profile] mistful and her interesting phone conversations of the week.

I give you the portion quoted at Metaquotes:

MUM: Hi, darling, when will you be home?
MAYA: In a bit. It's not my turn to make dinner, is it?
MUM: No, I've just been reading your new story. I went on your laptop and read all the bits.
MAYA: Mum, you know I said touching Theophania was WRONG!
BUS PASSENGERS: ...!
MUM: Right, yeah, whatever. I like your sex scene! I have a few suggestions, however. Since I myself have personally...
MAYA: I am saying this for the last time. Stay away from my internet porn!
BUS PASSENGERS: !!!
MAYA: Don't judge me. I lead a very stressful life.

Now go read the others, the last is the best in my opinion.
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The difference according to [livejournal.com profile] tokagemusume via Metaquotes.

[Edit to add: The original post that spawned the Meta.]
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Why Coyote Doesn't Give Commandments.

[And I'm probably the last person in my friends group to actually see it since it's a month old.]

And from the comments Commandments from Raven.
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While I'm waiting for the dryer to stop, a metaquote that is actually funny. Though it is possible that knowledge of the recent wank in the Harry Potter fandom regarding Harry/Hermione is required to get the funny.
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'Cause some friends and I could use a smile:

A new fragrance for men.

[Knowledge of YAOI terms required to get the joke.]
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Random quote that I'm not going to link or attribute because it has the potential for kindling a flamewar:

"However, to me, 'patronizing' suggests that I assume that I am superior for thinking something. I don't think I'm superior -- I just think I'm right."

I'm so glad I was drinking water and not a Coke.
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"Maybe we can alert everyone--don't want to be murdered after your fling/affair/tryst/hook-up? Whatever you do, DON'T PUT YOUR BRA BACK ON TO GO TO SLEEP! It's like drinking in a horror movie, you are definitely going to die."

I love Television Without Pity. :)
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Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] blacktigr for the random attacks of the giggles today.

"Bukkake is glazed people!"
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Well this is a new flavor of spam )

Well it did have its desired effect, I don't think it will affect my future opinion of his spam.

Now [livejournal.com profile] hafoc can tell me if I used affect and effect correctly...
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Via [livejournal.com profile] joisbishmyoga

Kabuki Matrix Ping Pong (flash, has sound)
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Do NOT eat or drink anything while reading this.

I'm glad I only have three indoor cats to deal with.
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I'm not going to thumbnail this one. It's just too... weird? Embarrassing?

Though I am sort of happy with the basic anatomy....

Anyway, blame this post/thread in [livejournal.com profile] joisbishmyoga's LJ.
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Well, hopefully brain eating zombies stick to brains, Kuma-chan. I don't think Shuichi really needs his bits gnawed off by an undead zipper, na no da.

*snickerSNORT*ROTFLMAO*

The rest of that morning and afternoon is fairly uneventful. Shuichi ate some of the cracker things and drank some orange soda while we both listened to Ten expound on cattle mutilations near someplace called Taos, New Mexico. I know this means that Ten isn't mad at us, and that he really likes Shuichi now. My bodyguard doesn't explain the intricacies of extra-terrestrial anal probing to just anyone.

*snickerCOUGHwheeze*

Damn, this fic is going to kill me! (I'm still trying to shake the last of the crud from my lungs.)
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Snagged from [livejournal.com profile] imayb1's journal:

Jimi Hooker gives us the final word on nutrition and health:

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Bristish or Americans. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heaart attacks than the Brits or Americans. The Japanes drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Brist or Yanks. The Italians drink huge amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the above. The Germans drink a lot of beer and suffer fewer heart attacks than, etc., etc.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like-- speaking English is what kills you.
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Honesty in advertising?

I just got spam with the subject "Yeah it's a sp@m :)".

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